To fully appreciate this story you need to understand three things. First, I require a ridiculously large amount of space to sleep. When I say a ridiculously large amount I’m talking about enough space for me to fully extend all four limbs and make snow angels in the bed if I wanted. Second, the only tent we own is barely big enough to fit my cat. Third, I have a friend named Tyler who tends to go overboard with everything.
Got that down? Great, let’s move on.